Of the Ancient
and Modern Inhabitants, their Manners, Customs, &etc.
MERRYLAND is
well known to have been inhabited soon after the Fall, and Adam was the first Adventurer who
planted a Colony in this fruitful and delicious Country. After him the Patriarchs were industrious Tillers of the
Soil. David and Solomon were often there, and many modern
Kings and Princes have honour’d this Country with their Royal Presence and
Protection. King Charles II. in particular was in close
Alliance with it, and it flourished exceedingly in his Days. Nor has it been
slighted by his Royal Successors, some of whom have taken great Delight in it,
and their Councils have sometimes been influenced by the Situation of Affairs
in MERRYLAND. We have had Ministers, who
preferred its Welfare to that of their own Country, and Bishops who would not
be displeased to have a small Bishoprick in MERRYLAND. At present, the Inhabitants of
this Country are very numerous, and composed of all
Degrees, all Religions, and of all Nations.
As to the Manners of the Inhabitants, tho’ they are
sometimes very low and despicable, being soon dispirited and dejected by
violent Exercise; yet, when in good Spirit, they are very strong and vigorous,
and when bent upon their Pleasure, are very bold and daring. They are much
addicted to Pleasure and Diversion in private,
notwithstanding they affect great Gravity and Restraint in public.
They are vastly ticklish,
and so fond of it, that when they can get nobody to please them that way, they
will tickle themselves. They are
naturally given to love Freedom and Liberty, prone to Change and Variety, much
given to Dissembling and Flattery, and greatly addicted to Venery; they have
little Esteem of Frugality or Oeconomy, but spend all they
can, and glory who spends most.
They pride themselves much in their stiff and stately Carriage, and cannot have
a greater Compliment paid them, than by comparing them to the Behemoth,of
whom it is said in Job, that his
Strength
is in his Loins, and he moveth his Tail like a Cedar.
Homer gives a
beautiful Description of their Boldness and Bravery in an Engagement, and with
what Intrepidity they make an Attack; which Mr. Pope
has translated thus—
He
foams, he glares, he bounds against them all;And if he falls,
his Courage makes him fall.28
One remarkable Custom of the Natives is, that the
Moment they come into the World, they leave the particular Spot they were born
in, and never after return to it, but wander about till they are 14
or 15 Years
old, at which Age they generally look out for some other Spot of MERRYLAND, and
take Possession of it the first Opportunity; but to enter again in that Part
they were born in, is looked on as an infamous Crime, and severely punishable
by Law; yet some have been hardy enough to do it.
There are some whimsical Ceremonies commonly
observed by People when they take Possession of any Part of this Country, such
as prostrating themselves on their Faces, and muttering many Ejaculations in
praise of the Spot they have chosen; then laying their Hand on it by way of taking
Seisin; then he sticks his Plough in it, and falls to
labouring the Soil with all his Might, the Labourer being generally on his
Knees: Some indeed work standing; but the other way is the most common.
Another thing
very remarkable is, the Custom observed commonly at all Merry-makings among the
Men when over a Bottle; instead of toasting their Mistresses, they begin with
drinking a Health to MERRYLAND;
and it is a
known Rule, that this must be always drank in a Bumper.If
any one refuses, he is looked on as a sneaking Fellow. To keep them in mind of
this Duty, I have seen the following Verses inscribed on their Cups and Glasses
under the Word MERRYLAND:
Hic quicunque legis nomen AmabilePleno lætoque
Cyatho salutem libes,Sic tibi res amatoriæ prospere cedant,Tua sic coronet vota
Cupido.
Whoever takes this Glass in Hand,And reads thereon
dear MERRYLAND,Fill it sparkling to the Top,Toast the Health, and tope it up;So
may all thy Vows be heard,When at VENUS’ Shrine preferr’d;So may thy Fair One
gentle prove,And CUPID ever crown thy Love.29
As to the Genius of
the Inhabitants it may be observed, the Liberal Arts are
here in the greatest repute; here Experimental
Philosophy has been improved to a wonder; Physic
and Surgery have
flourished exceedingly; and no Country is better stock’d with Divines.
And for Merchandizing, the great
Wealth arising from Trade in some Provinces is a plain Proof and Demonstration
that Traffick is carried on
in MERRYLAND with great Success.
Here I must not
omit taking notice, that this Country has produced and inspired great numbers
of excellent Poets, and in
return, they have in many of their Works expressed their great Regard for the
Country, and celebrated its Praises with the utmost Gratitude and Affection.
One of them says,
Hic ætatis nostræ primordia
novit,
Annos
fælices, lætitiæque dies:Hic locus ingenuus pueriles imbuit annos
Artibus, & nostræ laudis origo fuit.
Here my first Breath with happy Stars was drawn;
Here my glad
Years and all my joys began: In gradual Knowledge, here my Mind increast;
Here the first
Sparks of Glory fir’d my Breast.
A New Description of Merryland
Containing a Topographical, Geographical
and Natural History of that Country (1740)
by Thomas Stretzer
Containing a Topographical, Geographical
and Natural History of that Country (1740)
by Thomas Stretzer
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